i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class
"all women belong in the kitchen," the self-centered asshole says
the ground moves and the walls shake as all women around the world barricade themselves inside of their kitchens. they cook and eat and drink while the men outside of the barricades suffer from hunger and insanity. the males perish from famine and the women emerge united, choosing beyoncé as their supreme and unquestioned leader
this is why it’s important to learn to draw expressions
Sometimes I terrify myself.
With great power comes great responsibility to abuse that power.
This is a simplified design with no lining or buttons (and wonky sleeve caps), but at this point I can make these jackets in my sleep, I swear.
Red cotton twill, long pile fur from DistinctiveFabrics, wired ribbon harness, iron-on transfer patches, badge design by me. Ready for tomorrow!
((I am the god of 1-day costumes))
Babies and bulldogs. That’s all.
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.
what the fuck even is my sexuality: the musical
including great hits such as
oh no he’s hot
oh shit she’s hot too
why is everyone hot
and everyone’s favorite
how did i used to think i was straight?
I can’t tell what that person over there identifies as and now I’m confused but slightly aroused
with the big finale
I dont even care anymore just have sex with me